He's not all that impressive to look at either. I absolutely VEHEMENTLY disagree with this assertion. 

his face is constantly swelled I HAVE noticed that his face is swelled a LOT of the time, but I don't think it's because of chewing tobacco.  I've never noticed anyone else's face swell from chewing tobacco. 

because of that garbage he chews. he's letting himself go.

Sweating profusely, And this is a bad thing how? 

he's done the last few shows without bothering to shave, I, for one, LOVE the unshaven look.  That is NOT a negative to me either. 

and his hair is turning into a mess too. It is IMPOSSIBLE for his hair to look bad.  Messy is good.  Not messy is good. 

He talks too much about nothing, and has no clue about when he should shut up. I begrudgingly concur on this point.